Remote German Speaking D2C Funnel Strategist

Are you a conversion-obsessed strategist who lives and breathes direct-response marketing? Do you possess the psychological blueprint to transform cold Google Ads traffic into a community of loyal customers through high-converting advertorials? We are a high-growth performance marketing agency dedicated to propelling rising D2C brands to market dominance via a holistic, data-driven framework. We don't simply "run ads"; we engineer integrated ecosystems that scale. We are headhunting a D2C Funnel Strategist to join our elite "GANG" and take full ownership of our conversion creative engine. THE MISSION: THE NEXUS OF DATA & CREATIVITY You will serve as the critical bridge between media buying and creative strategy. Your mandate is to design, deploy, and optimize full-funnel journeys—with a surgical focus on advertorials and landing pages that capitalize on the high-intent nature of Google Ads traffic. Compensation: €45,000 – €50,000 + Executive Benefits Operational Model: 100% Remote (Must be based within the European Union) Seniority: 1+ Year of documented success in Performance Marketing or Copywriting STRATEGIC MANDATE: KEY RESPONSIBILITIES Creative Conception: Continuously architect and build high-converting advertorials, iterating across diverse psychological angles and consumer personas. Methodological Roadmaps: Structure testing cycles based on rigorous hypotheses. You define the what, the why, and the definitive success metrics. Data Intelligence: Rigorously evaluate split tests, decoding CTR, CVR, and ROAS to determine not just which creative won, but the underlying behavioral reason why. Journey Mapping: Identify systemic drop-off points and harmonize the user's transition from the initial ad impression to the final checkout. Cross-Functional Synergy: Collaborate intimately with our Performance Marketing team to ensure technical infrastructure and creative strategy are perfectly synchronized. Client Authority: Present findings, test results, and future growth roadmaps directly to clients with executive-level confidence and clarity. THE IDEAL PROFILE: ANALYTICAL RIGOR & RHETORIC The Advertorial Pro: You have authored and audited so many advertorials for paid traffic that you intuitively recognize winning patterns and systemic flaws. Direct Response Specialist: You have mastered the tactical craft of hooks, leads, psychological angles, and proactive objection handling. Traffic Native: You command the nuance of "Search Intent" and understand why Google Ads requires a vastly different approach than Meta or TikTok. Analytical Mindset: You eradicate guesswork; you utilize data as the primary driver for every strategic pivot. AI Integration: You leverage AI as a force multiplier to accelerate your workflow while maintaining a critical eye for brand voice and quality. Linguistic Mastery: Native or C2 German for high-stakes copywriting; B2 English for internal global collaboration. Bonus Points: Expertise in Health, Beauty, or Supplements and a background in Voice of Customer (VOC) research. WHY JOIN THE "GANG"? We operate by the G.O.B.I.G. values: Growth, Opportunity, Best, Impact, and Gang. Location Independence: Bali, Berlin, or your balcony—as long as the impact is felt, we prioritize results over your GPS coordinates. Executive Workcations: Twice a year, the collective meets in world-class villas (Cape Town, Crete, Bali) to brainstorm, align, and recharge. Bespoke Benefits: We reject "standard" packages. You define what aids your performance—be it fitness, mobility, or a co-working membership—and we facilitate it. High-Velocity Growth: We provide the resources and skill sessions; we only scale if our talent scales first. Momentum-Driven Cases: Command the growth of the most exciting D2C stories in German E-commerce—no stagnant retainers, just explosive scale. Zero Bureaucracy: Join a lean, agile team of 1–10 people where your voice is a fundamental driver of the agency's future. Ready to engineer the future of D2C growth? Join the GANG and redefine your professional trajectory. Apply To This Job